Friday, 31 May 2013


Hey guys,

I was on YouTube, you know, browsing, and I saw some really cool pranks.
So I thought
                    'Why not make your day?'

check them out


and last but not least, the invisible rope prank

Anyway, I have another quote for you guys,

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
Arnold Schwarzenegger  

Talent shows e.g. BGT

Hey guys,

This post is about Talent shows on TV and how some kids are awesome singers

The best kids I have found so far:


Carly Rose Sonenclar

diamond white

Jennel Garcia

Anyway, I've got another poem for you guys,

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers 

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Fast and Furious 6

Hey guys,

I'm going to keep this post short and sweet.
I just came back from watching Fast and Furious 6
and I am not over exaggerating when I say that it was AMAZING!!
It is one of the best action movies ever in my opinion.

I am looking forward to them making more FF movies

Anyway, I've got another quote for you guys,

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

Sunday, 26 May 2013


Hey guys,

I know it might not happen in real life,
but wouldn't it be sooo cool if you had a twin that you
could switch places with ALL THE TIME?!

Let's say that you had a huge exam coming up,
and you weren't that bright,
and you had a genius identical twin,
couldn't you just switch places with them?
Or would that be illegal or something?

I've got some questions that people ask about twins

  •  Can you all read each other’s minds?
  • Do you and your twin have a special bond?
  •  Are you the ‘good’ twin or the ‘evil’ one?
  •  Do you and your twin look alike?
  • re you more likely to have twins since you are one?
Anywhoo, I found these questions on the link below so I am guessing that the answers are on there too

Anyway, I've got another quote to share with you guys

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Shop keepers! Why does everything have to be complicated?

Hey guys,

Don't you just hate when a shopkeeper/assistant doesn't sell you something because you are a doller/pound short? It is really annoying because when you pay too much for something, they think it is okay to keep the change without asking for your permission! When that happens, I ask for the change, just because they didn't ask but, depending on how much the change was, I usually end up giving it back to them.

Anyway, I've got another poem and a quote for you guys (lucky you!)

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Im in love

Hey guys,

I used to be a HUGE Michael Jackson fan a few years ago, but then I kind of moved on, but after browsing youtube and watching some guys on (I think it was Britain's got talent, but I'm not sure) I loved the dance moves and I think I like him again. Below is  a few Youtube links, enjoy!

Anywhoo, this post is about my recent attraction to guys with long hair e.g:

Anyway, I have another quote for you guys,

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright 

Saturday, 18 May 2013

Star Wars

Hey guys,

I'm not a big Star Wars fan,
but I thought it would be fun to blog about it anyway.
Okay, I'm sorry but I have:

  • no views on this subject
  • no idea what it's about
  • and no interest in this subject
soo.... I bet you are wondering 'why write a post about it then?!'
well, I saw this picture and I thought all the Star Wars fans out there might like it.

Anyway, I have another poem and three quotes to share with you all,

“May the Force be with you."

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope."

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

Pain and Gain

Hey guys,

And yes. I am gifting you with yet another movie trailer. Pain and Gain is a movie that came out this year (2013) and it looks interesting. The main actors in it are Dwayne Johnson and Mark Walhberg, soooo.... I am giving you all the link to watch the trailer on YouTube. Enjoy!

anyway, I have another poem and quote for you all,

  (I don't know about you, but if I got told this...all * would break loose)

YouTube Adverts are so annoying

Hey guys,

Don't you just hate when you go on YouTube and there are like 500,000 adverts before you actually get to watch the video that you clicked on? And adverts on YouTube aren't the only ones that are annoying, it's all the adverts! I mean okay, once in a blue moon people are happy that adverts come on, so that they can:

  • use the toilet
  • chat on the phone
  • go on Facebook
  • send a tweet
  • sprint to the shop
  • cook some food
  • change the channel 
But why jam so many adverts into one space? My point is, adverts are there to make people want to spend their money on stuff they don't need and to make them forget about what they were watching. I was watching How I Met Your Mother a few days ago and (I'm not even exaggerating) the adverts took up ten minutes! By the time it came back, I didn't even know what I was watching.

Anyway, I've got another poem and quote for you all,

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Monsters Ink University

Hey guys,

Oh. My. Goodness. The cutest movie ever, just got cuter! That's right. Our little Monsters are all grown up and spreading their wings in University! This movie may be animated but it still rocks for most ages.
Here is a link to the trailer, Enjoy!

Watch it! I dare you.

Anyway, I've got another poem to share with you


Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Fast and Furious 6

Hey guys,

You might as well call me a movie enthusiast because I keep on and will continue to share trailers to movies new and old. The new Fast and Furious is out, Fast and Furious 6, and I really wan't to watch it. Some people asked me why I wan't to watch this one considering that I haven't watched any of the other ones. The answer to that was 'Was Dwayne Johnson in any of the other movies?' (apart from fast five)
I recommend this movie to everyone who likes action movies, I haven't watched any of them yet, so I don't know if they are continuous or not but I suggest that you watch all of them just in case.
For those, like me, who haven't watched it, here are some pictures of the main actors in the 6th movie.

Vin Diesel (Dominic Toretto)
Vin Diesel
Dominic Toretto
Paul Walker (Brian O'Conner)
Paul Walker
Brian O'Conner
Dwayne Johnson (Luke Hobbs)
Dwayne Johnson
Luke Hobbs

Anyway I have another quote for you all from one of the fast and furious movies (I'm not sure which one)

Dominic Toretto: A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.


Hey guys,

Who's going to watch the new star trek movie? Or who has watched it?
I'm not that into star Trek but I've heard that it's really good and my friend LOVES benedict cumberbatch so she really wants to go and see it.

Anyway I've got a picture and not a poem to share with you, I'm going to keep this short and sweet.


Monday, 13 May 2013

Kevin Ware broken leg

Hey guys,

Today I was showed the video of Kevin Ware breaking his leg, and it is definitely not for the people with a weak heart or stomach.
When I watched the video above I almost cried because I couldn't and still cant imagine the pain he must have felt when that happened.
Let me cut to the chase, basically about half of us who watched the video were close to tears, the others were silenced with shock but of course there is this one girl who was having some kind of laughing spasm. There is always one person right? who do you think you would be in that position?

Anyway, I've got another poem and for you guys to lighten up the mood,

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Trip to a Uni... A message from our teachers?

Hey guys,

Today I went on a trip to a University,
It was pretty cool and got lunch coupons
but my Favorited part of trips like this was the coach journey there
so that was alright. And FYI it wasn't my first time being in a Uni,
but it was my first time visiting a Campus.

I was just thinking.... was our school trying to send us a message?
I mean, yeah, why not take the class on a trip to a Uni with lots of Law and
Psychology instead of one with the arts like Media, Art or DT?
Sounds like some-people are bias towards the arts, I mean I love art
and I've always wanted to do something that involves art,
such as:

Fashion designer
Interior decorator
Art Muse

I really don't know because I've also been inspired by shows like Criminal Minds and CSI, so I like Forensic Science...Hmm... There are sooo many options out there, I'm spoilt for choice.

Anyway, I've got another poem (which is in picture form) AND a quote to bestow upon you
(I think that sentence makes sense)

Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me, 'keep your friends close, but your enemies closer'

Saturday, 4 May 2013

Top 10 Words I like to say

Hey guys,

Have you ever been walking down the street
and had a sudden urge to shout a word?
No?....I have and its really weird
because people would just stop and stare
thinking that I'm a nut-case. But I'm not.

Anywhooo, here is my Top Ten words to say:

1) Sabotage
2) Bibble
3) Ratatouille
4) Hashtag
5) Hippopotamus
6) Pikachu
7) Zucchini
8) Combust
10) Whiz

Anyway, here is another poem for you guys,

and... I have a quote for you

William Wallace- Every man dies, not every man really lives.

Thursday, 2 May 2013

ZG False Blog post about 'The Fight'

Hey guys,

I don't mean to bore you but,
I just wanted to set the story straight. Zoe, decided it would be funny to write about me in her blog,.... but jokes on her because I'm going to set the story straight but with a twist of revenge in the form of...  ice cream lipstick.

This is HER` side of the story... Hmm...HMM...

'So I was at school minding my own business helping the less fortunate, praying, singing like an angel (you could practically see the halo above my head). When all of a sudden I was blown off my feet by a girl named....JESSICA *cue the gasping* Then since gravity and my skirt hated me, my skirt decided to fall, just as a rush of students came in. PAUSE! Now before you jump into conclusions I WAS wearing pants and I GO to a girls school. PLAY. Anyway everyone had a 360 degree view of my pants which if you look closely can be seen on Google Maps....'

Buttt, the TRUTH is

I left the room, for what seemed like 5 seconds, and when I came back guess what I saw? Couldn't guess? Well I saw someone putting my bag down, I know right *cue the gasping*, so I walked over to her and I found out that ZOE was the 'mastermind' allowing people into my bag! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! Neither could I! Sooo anyway, she was sitting down (and if this was mean girls, what I did next would be one of Lindsay Lohan's fantasies) and sat down casually. Then all of a sudden I Attac..... Nope, I just TICKLED her, that's right, TICKLED, not so big of a deal. Anyway I TICKLED her so much (only her top half) fell out of the chair (for some strange reason). She may say that her 'skirt decided to fall, just as a rush of students came in' but the truth is, Sherlock, she was wearing a summer dress! And who doesn't wear shorts under their dress/skirt anyway?  Oh and literally THREE people had a 360 degree view of her pants, which if you look closely could probably be seen on Google Maps.. My bad?

Oh and I've got another poem for you guys
I thought I shouldn't bore you guys with MORE writing so..

P.S. and to spare Zoe the embarrassment of having a picture of her 'wearing' ice-cream lipstick on the everlasting internet, I will keep it to myself.... For now but to entertain you all...