Tuesday 24 December 2013

WARNING: Not to be read by children

Hey guys

People really need to stop asking me "are you excited about Santa?" I mean, how old do you think I am?what the hell? I almost always reply saying:

Errm... No? First of all- he doesn't exist.
Secondly, I don't enjoy the thought of creepy old man watching me all year round, watching me as I sleep or breaking into my house at night because the last time I checked, breaking and entering was illegal.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
Hmm...HMM..

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. -Anonymous

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