Friday, 31 January 2014

Awkward moments #2

Awkward moments #16

Awkward moments #1

The phone complex

Hey guys,

April 2013. The month my phone died. Okay, my phone didn't really die, but long story short. I have volunteered been forced to be a victim of the test 'can a teenage girl  live without her phone?' I've been living without my phone for ten months now, but finally I am getting a new one! So I've lived without a phone and I guess that I am now living proof that not all teenagers need a phone to survive. You're welcome, now no-one else has to go through it.



Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
Joe Bob Briggs 


Phones

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

The wolf of wall street

Hey guys,

Last year (I love saying that) a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio was released. I believe it goes by the name The wolf of wall street. It's about a New York stock broker, who refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case that includes mob infiltration into Wall Street and the corporate banking world. The movie was released on Wednesday, December 252013 and yet I still haven' watched it!! To be honest, I do have to focus on my exams and all of that, but as soon as they're over.... I'm going to run wild.

Anywhoo, There are still a lot of movies that I still have to watch. This is a list of some of them:
  • Thor 2
  • The hunger games 2
  • The wolf of wall street
  • Le Mis
  • start trek into darkness
  • Riddick
Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous



Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Bus lady..

Hey guys,

On the bus ride home today, at the very back, sat a woman on the phone. This would have been normal, if she wasn't yelling "Get me the bank card! ...Why else would I need a bank card! ....To get money!..." down the line. At first I was freaked out. Then- I was really freaked out. Things went from bad to worse when the woman supposedly 'overheard' a few teenage girls say "junky". That's when she flipped out. she was saying things along the lines of...

  • Did you just say junky?!
  • How dare you call me a junky?! You don't even know me!
  • Get off the bus and I'll show you a junky!
  • Don't use words like that around kids! 
  • You don't know what I've been through!
  • Don't you dare call me a junky!
I felt really sorry for the teenage girl though, because I didn't hear her say "junky" and when she tried to get off the bus or defend herself, the woman started shouting "go home and cry to your mummy!" Bear in mind that this is a grown woman, shouting at a teenager. Then the woman started talking about her children and mumbling that she used to be a "junky" when she was a kid, but now she isn't.

p.s. I'm assuming that a junky is an addict.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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I love modeling.
Brooke Burke

Monday, 27 January 2014

Loki- Best super-villain ever

Hey guys,

Here is a collection of Tom Hiddleston (Loki) picture for all of the Loki fans (especially my friends).




Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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I never like to make plans. It's nice to just hang.
Tom Hiddleston 


Three SuperCool Tv nerd crime busters

Hey guys,

ahhh :D





Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on 

a Monday morning. When I became an actor, Mum wasn’t keen on me keeping it.”


Doctor Who

Hey guys,

My friends have been on my back telling me that I NEED to watch the Doctor who Christmas special. But I just can't bring myself to do it. I don't want to watch Matt Smiths' doctor die. Personally, I think that he is the best actor that has ever had the privilege of playing the doctor. I also haven't watched it because I haven't started watching season 7 of doctor who, which means that I can't watch him die and then go back and watch the others. It just doesn't work that way.











Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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The Doctor: Amy. Please. Just come back into the TARDIS, Come along, Pond. Please. -The Angels Take Manhattan

Silence

Hey guys,

There are soo many different types of people and they have SOO many different ways to react to something. Especially when they get angry. This is how you can tell the difference between when I'm angry and when I'm livid. When I'm angry I go really silent, but when I'm livid.... I basically act like you don't exist. I won't:
  • Talk to you
  • touch you
  • listen to you
  • look at you
  • smile at you
  • smell you
  • acknowledge your presence
If you ask me for something, I will act like I didn't even hear it. So basically- you DON'T EXIST! I think this is the best and most efficient way to express your anger because opening your mouth and saying something stupid that you're going to regret later is completely pointless and a huge waste of time because once you've said something, you can never take it back. Its OUT THERE.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson


Life is NOT like a box of Chocolates!
It's more like a jar
of Jalapenos.
What you do TODAY
can burn your ass
TOMORROW!

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Bad breath

Hey guys,

Last Friday, we (my friends and I), decided to go to computer science after school to finish off our work. Big mistake no#1. My teacher gave me a sheet with tasks that we had to make codes for. So I sat down at a computer and started making the codes....... I was having difficulties with the last exercise, so I called the teachers' assistant over for help. Big mistake no#2. I spent the next twenty minutes with someone stood over me, breathing down my neck and to top it all off, his breath smelt like tuna and onions. Yaay. I don't blame him though, we did go after lunch.


Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous

Friday, 24 January 2014

Thank GOD it's Friday!!!! Enough said

Hey guys,

Thank GOD it's Friday!!!! Enough said. This week has been really tiring. I feel like i'm sleep deprived, and that's coming from someone who usually goes to sleep around 3am. Today was pretty eventful. In the morning, I was feeling really angry (due to lack of sleep) but this police officers drove past and the one with a really serious looking face smiled at me, that was pretty calming.

The next thing was that we got to dissect kidneys in biology, which was pretty awesome. Annd last, but not least.... I found out that there is a picture of me in the newspaper! Cool right? My friend was like "you're famous"....Not quite. I was just posing with someone who was well known.

P.s. I think that I found my Teachers' twin. There's this man who lives close to me that looks just like him but I know that it's not him.

P.p.s. I think I hate birds

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. -anonymous

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Bored.

Hey guys,

This week has been very hectic. I have an art assessment due in three weeks and I think I might have bitten off more than I can chew. I'm trying to create a masterpiece in the style of the Chapman brothers using miniature soldiers and hand-making all of my trees and stuff. It's coming along really good though. But just in case all doesn't go well, pray for me.

I git an A in an English controlled assessment that we had, so that was pretty cool. I've basically dedicated 2014 to studying and having fun.

I feel an interesting post coming up soon, and by "soon" I mean in two weeks. The girls are getting back together for another sight seeing fiasco. I promise not to get all stalker crazy this time.

p.s. KitKat Cookies and Cream taste Amazing!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
Bill Copeland 

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like
a Double Cheesburger -


Channing Tatum

Thursday, 16 January 2014

George watsky

Hey guys,

Today was pretty uneventful, same old routine. The only two great things about today was that my mum finally found my equipment for my final piece in art- so that was pretty cool. And my maths working out was on the wall in my classroom, pretty cool right?

Anywhoo, I'm pretty sure that I'm the last person in the world to blog and find out about him. But George Watsky is a pretty good rapper. I personally don't  listen to rap (unless it's Eminem), but I know good music when I hear it. I think. Check him out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVnXIFA1DKk

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt 


Wonders why its called a
walkie talkie, yet a
vacuum isn't
called a pushy sucky?!

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

To study? Or not to study?

Hey guys,

Today was pretty awesome -until the bus ride home. Lets just start with the good things. In the morning I got my science End Of Topic test results back. Annd I got an............... A*!!! Which is awesome because I was only aiming for an A. So, give me a round of applause. In school, I usually just rely on my "natural talent" (as my mum likes to call it) but I studied hard for that test and I guess it payed off. Studying actually does pay off- sometimes. It depends on how much you understand the subject. I'm good at science and English, so I know that I don't have to spend hours revising for the test. On the other hand, even with the subjects that I don't like (currently unavailable), I still pass the test.

Now, onto the bus journey. Horrendous. Not only was the bus stuffy and full off bad odors, but a very, very clod (another word for idiot, Courtesy of Google- not sure if I used it correctly) man decided that he wanted to hit me in the face. I keep trying to convince myself that it was "an accident" (he was reaching over to grab the post but the bus was moving fast and his hand  smacked my face), but the last time I checked, when you "accidentally" do something, you apologize for it straight away. It took A LOT of self-control to make myself look like I was level headed- but I wasn't. I was Livid. I don't even let my closest friends touch my face, yet alone a random stranger with filthy hands.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots. -Todd Rundgren 

Emmanuel Jal

Hey guys,

Yesterday, I had the pleasure of meeting Emmanuel Jal. I got to shake his hand and take pictures with him. He is not a celebrity, but people still wanted his autograph. I don't blame them though. His life story is pretty inspirational. He used to be a child soldier in South Sudan and is now a singer/ songwriter and a rapper who sung in a song with Alicia Keys and is filming a movie with Reese Witherspoon. His story is pretty gruesome and he spoke about people (not him) turning to cannibalism, but he managed to escape and has now (basically) dedicated his life to helping bring attention to the others that were and still are in that position. The weirdest thing is, I watched his documentary a few weeks ago (I was reluctant because I wanted to watch How I met your mother and I didn't know what it was about) but by the time I had finished watching I was inspired. The two things that stuck out to me about him 1. His crazy dancing 2. His story.



Fact about him: Jal's third album, Warchild, was released by Sonic360 Records in the UK on May 12, 2008. Jal, along with an all-star line-up featuring Amy WinehouseEddy GrantWill Smith and others, performed songs at Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday concert at London's Hyde Park on June 27, 2008.


Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Education is the only solution for peace.
Emmanuel Jal 

Monday, 13 January 2014

Force fed a big dose of reality

Hey guys,

People used to ask me "why are you so awkward?"but I just used to think to myself, why would I want to surround myself myself with ignoramuses? I'm just kidding. But seriously, get over it. When there is nothing to say, there is nothing to say. You can't force a conversation because when you do, the silence becomes even more awkward.But hey, now I've used one of the words from my daily word list. Cool right? I'm trying to learn as many different ways to say idiot as possible. Trust me, I need it.

Today I had to write a letter to my teacher in french, it was really easy thanks to my best friend google. I'm joking. Google helped me, but so did my french dictionary and my french book.
Oh, and is it just me, or does going to school sometimes feel like you are being force fed a big dose of reality?

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Sunday, 12 January 2014

You could be dying and you don't even know it!

Hey guys,

Yesterday, I was relaxing with my sisters. Then I really wanted a drink, so I got up to go to the kitchen. And I don't know why, but I looked down at my feet and there was blood all over them. It turns out that I cut my toe and I didn't even know it, so I was just sitting there laughing, bleeding and chatting. When I first saw the blood I was like wtf?? I was waay too stunned to react like a normal human being, so I just stood there smiling, like nothing was happening whilst everyone was freaking out. I'm okay now (clearly or I wouldn't be writing this post).

This proves that you could be having a good time whilst dying and not even know it. The scariest part of that experience was that we couldn't even find the cut because it was lost somewhere under the coat of blood.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.
Richard Marx 


Friday, 10 January 2014

Sandwich

Hey guys,

Soo many people were looking at me today and when I looked at them, they either looked away or kept on staring. You would have thought that I was a celebrity or something. It was actually really freaky and I thought that I had something on my face or a sign on my back or something. STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN.

Anywhoo, today I did my french Listening exam. I t was soo hard. Enough said. I really don't know what posses my teacher sometimes because she gave us a Higher exam paper, we aren't French! She needs to relax and stop overestimating us. On the other hand, it is better though off as smart than ....

Next week it is my mission to test if insult sandwiches actually work. For those of you who don't know what that is... It is not a real sandwich. An insult sandwhich is when you compliment someone, then insult them and then compliment them again in hopes that they don't take offence to the insult.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
Hmm...HMM..

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.” 
― Steve Martin

If you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
K, thanks!

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Exams!!

Hey guys,

I just realized that I always have the biggest room in my house. Is it just me, or does being the youngest have it's perks?

Today I had three exams, which is good because I thought I was going to have four. It was Science (chemistry), Religious and French reading. The hardest test was French! OMG, it was hard! She keeps on giving us the higher paper because our year is the smartest in the whole school, but come on! Give us a break. I am soo stressed right now, because instead of finishing off my revision, I'm blogging. I will tell you how they went when I find out, depending on how well I did. Wish me luck because tomorrow I have French listening and English controlled assessment.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Name

Hey guys,

I have one of the most common names in the world. Cool but annoying because I'm always in a group or a lesson, class, whatever with someone with the same name as me. Blah! It's really annoying because when they take the register or call my name I always end up answering to their name (same name). People have to be original. Come on!

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” 
― Winston Churchill

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Lets Get Weird ...People

Hey guys,

If there was a weird Olympic games in my house, I promise you, I would at least be first runner up. When I don't feel like talking to anyone online I basically write something to the person, then I will just log off as fast as possible so they don' have a chance to reply.

But I like weird people, not creepy people- don't get those two mixed up. Please. But yeah, 'normal people' tend to think that everything is strange, but weird people like to have fun. For example, in my old school, my best friends and I once went to most expensive section of the best mall in town and crawled on all fours for about five minutes, pretending to be animals. It was a dare, but it was still hilarious.

Oh! And the dreaded day is finally upon us- well... Upon me. That's right. School starts tomorrow, so I'm not sure if my posts will be as frequent as they have been. Oh well. That means that there will be more interesting stories stuffed into each post.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.” 
― Golda Meir

Normal people scare me and stupid people annoy me. So it looks like I only get along with wild and crazy people!

Saturday, 4 January 2014

Ain't nobody got time fo that

Hey guys,

Over the christmas holiday, my sisters came over from wherever it is they came from. It was really fun. we laughed, played articulate, joked around etc etc. But the funniest thing that happened was when my sister said that she saw this hilarious new video on youtube.

It turns out that it was just 'Ain't nobody got time fo that'. I found it soo funny that she thought the video was new, but it was still funny to watch it again, I guess.she kept on laughing, then saying "this is bad, we're laughing at someones accent".

TBH I didn't even know that it was a real news report. I thought that it was just a really strange music video and song that went viral.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
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Ain't nobody got time fo that- sweet brown

Friday, 3 January 2014

School

Hey guys,

I don't know about you, but school is starting soon for me and that's not even what annoys me. What annoys me are the crucial few days before school starts. That's when you start to panic because you haven't done all of your homework, even though you promised yourself that you were going to do it before the new year, because you haven't written anything in soo long and you think that your hand writing looks uglier than it did before, you have to start sleeping earlier earlier, and watch less television. That's what sucks. School on its own is alright.Sure you have those really annoying teachers but you still get to hang around with your friends 99% of the time.

Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
Hmm...HMM..

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.- Muhammad Ali 

I've never let my school interfere with my education.-Mark Twain 

Thursday, 2 January 2014

New and improved pet peeves list

Hey guys,

There's no better way to start off the new year, than making an updated Pet Peeves list. I know my previous lists were slightly long, but one of my resolutions was to be more patient and be nicer to people, so I expected my list to decrease. I was wrong. My list is fuller than ever and thriving.
Oh, and is it just me, or is it harder to be nice to people than being sarcastic and snarky?

Below, I present my new and improved pet peeves list:


  • People sneezing in public
  • People coughing in public
  • When people go into my room and move my stuff
  • People who don't cover their mouth while yawning
  • Pigeons
  • Blowing your nose in public
  • When people breathe on me
  • Being falsely accused of something
  • (Occasionally) Rain
  • Speaking with your mouth full
  • Chewing gum with your mouth open
  • Excess chewing noises
  • Buzzing (made by Bees and Flys)
  • Drivers who don't use a turn signal. (when you're trying to cross the road)
  • Accidentally kicking Things In the Dark
  • Lagging TV/Videos
  • When the people Behind you kick your chair
  • Feeling Gum Under the Desk
  • People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or reading a book.
  • People who sit next to you on public transportation when there are other seats available
  • People who prolong class by asking stupid questions. 
  • Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"... 
  • When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup is empty
  • People who chew with their mouth open
  • Girls who insist on sitting with their legs open
  • People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there
  • When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it 
  • People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing
  • Dirty dishes in the sink
  • When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular
  • People who clear their throats in a disgusting way 
  • People that pop and smack their chewing gum 
  • People who spit on the sidewalk
  • When people leave the cap off the toothpaste
  • Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus
  • People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom
  • When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it
  • People who spit when they talk


  • Anyway, I've got another quote and picture for you all,
    Hmm...HMM..

    “I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.” 
    ― Whoopi Goldberg